in church a few weeks ago, I walked up as my mom was (for some mysterious reason) telling the pastor that when she was a little girl, she lived in an old farmhouse where raccoons would climb into the walls when it was cold. he sort of gasped and raised his hands up slowly towards my mom and he…
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.
Hahahahahaaa! Wonderful :)
High-five for open minded people
this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them
But, if my friends or family ask me if I love The Lord, I’ll say if we passed each other in the hall, we’d probably have the awkward silence until one of us said, “So…….you’re looking well…”
Next time you get a “tumblr/facebook questionnaire” asking you to work out your porn star name or something, remember this…
Your mother’s maiden name, the name of your first pet, your birthday and the first street you grew up on are usually the same fields used for password security reset questions
Fuck y’all. Good looking out
oh my god